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Funny 'Not Today Heifer' Unisex Comfort Colors T-Shirt - Comfortable & Stylish Cow Graphic Tee

Funny 'Not Today Heifer' Unisex Comfort Colors T-Shirt - Comfortable & Stylish Cow Graphic Tee

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๐ŸŒŸ Not Today Heifer Graphic Tee ๐ŸŒŸ

Bring a whole mood to your wardrobe with our "Not Today Heifer" tee! Featuring the sassiest Highland cow youโ€™ve ever seen โ€” latte in hoof, sunflower in tow, and zero tolerance for nonsense โ€” this shirt is your new go-to for slayinโ€™ the day and keeping the drama at bay. ๐ŸŒปโ˜•โšก

  • Ultra-soft, premium cotton blend for maximum comfort

  • Bold, high-quality print that holds up to whatever life throws your way (including heifers)

  • Perfect for coffee runs, vendor events, or when you need to serve a "not today, Satan" attitude with a side of Southern charm

  • Unisex fit โ€” comfy, casual, and ready to conquer

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โœจ Whether youโ€™re wrangling errands or just minding your blessed business, this tee says it all so you donโ€™t have to.
Snag yours today and tell the world: not today, heifer. ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿฎ

Introducing our comfortable Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt, designed for both relaxation and style. This tee exudes a laid-back vibe, perfect for casual outings or cozy nights in. Its versatile appearance makes it a great addition to any wardrobe, easily paired with jeans or shorts for a fun day out. Ideal for anyone who values comfort and style, this t-shirt is a fantastic gift choice for friends and family celebrating birthdays, holidays, or simply to show appreciation. Itโ€™s suitable for casual gatherings, picnics, or lounging at home during those chill weekends. Let it express your personality while keeping you cozy!

Product features
- Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Long-lasting durability with double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Made with garment-dyed fabric for a soft texture and unique colors.
- Pre-shrunk cotton ensures consistent sizing for every wear.
- Ethically sourced, made from 100% US cotton ensuring comfort and sustainability.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

ย  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

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